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*31.Cow Pushing
>Lutefiskとは、これのことらしい。by Logue
http://members.at.infoseek.co.jp/jirita/kurashi_norfood_lutefisk.htm
>うまそうですね by hogepiyo

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//   $C7  Yeah, you knew this would be somewhere in here... ;)
   $C7  そうだね、君はここがある場所だと知ってるはずだ（´∀｀）

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//     $B"Lutefisk" ﾐ Cod in Lye/ Lutefisk ・la Chef de Lofoten
     $B"Lutefisk" ﾐ Cod in Lye/ Lutefisk ・la Chef de Lofoten
$C3$b
//stockfish 干物
//lutefisk (? luteは弦楽器のリュートだが
//Immerse 浸す
//plenty 大量の
//spine 背骨
//soaked びしょぬれ
//lye あく、灰汁
//caustic soda　苛性ソーダ
//birch カバの木
//ash 灰
//   $C7  One kilo of stockfish provides 3 kilos of "lutefisk". Immerse
//     the stockfish in plenty of cold water and leave to soak for 8
//     days, changing the water every day. Use round fish and remove
//     the spine when the fish has been sufficiently soaked. In my
//     opinion, whole, or round fish stays whiter than split-dried
//     fish.
//
//     Make lye from 30 litres of boiling water and 3 dessert spoonfuls
//     of caustic soda, or, 2 litres of birch ashes and 7 litres of
//     boiling water. Cool the lye and pour it over the fish. leave for
//     about 24-36 hours according to how "loose" a consistency you
//     require of the fish. The longer it soaks in lye, the "looser" it
//     becomes. Afterwards, leave the fish under cold, running water
//     for 1-2 days.
   $C7  1キロの干物は3キロの「lutefisk」になる。干物を
     大量の冷水に浸し、8日間漬け置く。水は毎日替える事。
     魚は開いたものを用いて、背骨を抜いてよく湿らしておく。
     私の意見としては、開いた、あるいはまるまる全部をバラバラ
     にして乾燥させるよりもそのままで清潔に置いたほうがいいと思う。

     30リットルの沸騰させた水からアクが出るように、
     デザート用スプーンで3杯の苛性ソーダを入れる。あるいは
     2リットルのカバの木を焼いてできた灰を入れ、
     7リットルの沸騰させた水を入れる。
     アクができたら冷やして先の魚にかける。その後
     あなたがどれだけ魚を「ゆるく」したいかに応じて
     24～36時間置く。アクに長時間晒すほど魚は「ゆるくなる」。
     出来上がったら冷たいところに魚を置き、1,2日ほど水を掛けよう。
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//     How to prepare "lutefisk":
//     If you are expecting big eaters, allow one kilo of fish per
//     person. Normally, 400-700 grams should be enough.
     「lutefisk」の準備：
     もしあなた方が大食漢なら一人当たり1キロの魚を用意しましょう。
     普通なら400から700グラムで十分です。

//rinsed ゆすぐ、洗う
//simmer 煮る
//     Boil plenty of water and add 1 large dessert spoonful of salt
//     per litre. When the water boils, add the thoroughly rinsed
//     pieces of fish. Remove the pan from the heat and allow the fish
//     to simmer ﾐ not boil ﾐ for 10-15 minutes.
     大量の水を沸騰させて、1リットルあたり大匙1杯の塩を入れます。
     水が沸騰したら、しっかり洗った魚の切り身を入れます。フライパンを
     火から離し、｛沸騰させずに｝10から15分煮ましょう。

//pease えんどう豆
//pudding プディング、プリン、ソーセージ、練り物
//     With "lutefisk", the Chef de Lofoten serves lightly salted bacon
//     and diced onions together with pease pudding and, of course,
//     boiled potatoes.
     「lutefisk」はチェフＤＥロフテンという店で塩を掛けたベーコンとスライスされたタマネギを
     合わせ、エンドウ豆のプディングと、もちろん吹かし芋を一緒にして出されます。

//     Another variation: Serve with pease pudding, melted bacon fat,
//     white sauce, mustard and bacon.
     他の組み合わせとしては、エンドウのプディングと溶けたベーコンの脂、
     ホワイトソース、マスターど、そしてベーコンと付け合わせるものもあります。

//swiped 強打する、辛らつな言葉
//     (unceremoniously swiped from "$C4Fra Lofotkokkens gryte$C7",$C3 $C4Orkana
//     Publishing$C7)$C3
     （日常の辛口評論。出展は「フランス料理ロフォトコッケンの料理」、$C3 $C4オルカナ
     出版から。$C7)$C3

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$C1これからはMODのシフトの許しが出なければ変更はないだろう。$C5

//$C1Sean$C5 & $C1Emma:$C5 if either of you miss another shift without calling in again, you will be fired
$C1シーン$C5と$C1エマ：$C5 もし君らのどちらかがもう一度呼んでも出てこなかったらしたら解雇するのでそのつもりで。
//$C1Brian:$C5 We found your bow tie in the fry grease- a new one is on the managers desk waiting for you.
$C1ブライアン：$C5 我々は君のネクタイがてんぷら油の中に落ちていたのを見つけたが…新しいのがマネージャーの机にある。
//$C1Rochelle:$C5 No more giving free food to your boyfriend
$C1ロッシェル：$C5 君のボーイフレンドにやるような余分な商品はもうないぞ

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